A "Top 10" list was recently released naming the top Memorial Day destinations. You can read the complete list on MSNBC.com, but for those of you already loading up the iPod with Haiku Hannah's song recommendations and heading to the list's #1 destination, Austin, Texas, be aware of the following:
Austin, Texas is a Stinking Hellhole of Sin (and Putrification)
I live here and those intellectuals and their spirit (and canvas bags) will slow down the line at the grocery store.
- Clear Plastic Bag
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That is so fabulously horrible!!! Somebody get that girl a drink.
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